Get George Lucas on the phone!

Today is the day my ship has come in! Between my 8-year-old son and me, we have come up with the coolest Star Wars tie-in ever, and a future bestselling candy treat....

the LICKSABER!

Yes, you read it correctly. Not "lightsaber"... LICKsaber! It's a sucker shaped like a mini lightsaber. The stick is a plastic lightsaber handle. The blade is the candy part. You can have different colours and flavours. There's Luke Skywalker green apple, Obi-Wan Kenobi blue raspberry, Mace Windu purple grape, and here's a cool one... Darth Vader red sour strawberry. It tastes sour at first, but then it's sweet deeper down. Just like the real Darth Vader... good on the inside! Once these hit the market we figure they will sell like wildfire. Then we can release the 'limited edition' Darth Maul double-bladed licksaber... in red hot cinnamon!!

So, if anyone has George Lucas's phone number... could you send it to me???