The Mystery of Women

You know, women are funny.

Not ha-ha funny though. Weird and unpredictable funny.

Take my wife, for example.

Actually, let me backtrack a little. A while back, I got my dad a cool pair of sunglasses. They had super-duper UV protection, and they fit over existing glasses, and they even had little side panels with little lenses in them too, to give you sun protection from the sides. He really liked them.

In fact, when he came across another pair, he gave them to me. I keep them in the car so I can use them driving in sunny weather.

Here comes the thing with my wife.

See, for some reason totally uncomprehensible to me, she refuses to be seen with me when I wear those sunglasses!! For absolutely NO good reason! It defies all logic!

Let's throw it out to the internet. Everybody take a good look at this picture. Then tell me...

What lady WOULDN'T want to get with this??