Monday, February 19, 2007

I'm Hard on my G-Strings

Before I start, let me clarify:

I don't wear man thongs. Though I'm sure that I would be a smoking hot piece of sexy manhood if I did. It's just that even the thought of something wedged between my butt cheeks makes me squirm a bit. I couldn't imagine doing it for thirty seconds, never mind for a whole day.

So where was I?

Right. G-strings.

Since I've eliminated the male lingerie factor, I can only be talking musically.

See, after a month or so of guitar lessons, I've decided that I wanted my own guitar. However, last week, attempting to tune my guitar as I was taught, I managed to break the G-string.

THREE times.

It makes a sound so loud and awful I can't describe it. And it surprises you almost to the point of filling your drawers. And it makes you say a really bad word. Every time.

Luckily, I had my friend Matte to get me to the point that I discovered where I was going wrong. Thanks Matte. But I wish you were there two strings earlier. And what the hell's up with that 'E' in your name anyway?


So, I suppose, now that I won't be so hard on my *musical* G strings, the only way that I can keep up my reputation is to head down to "Night Magic", buy a "Cuban Constrictor", and then head to the grocery store to pick up a big bottle of Salsa.

That combination, I expect, would be pretty hard on the G strings.


At 7:54 AM, Blogger caramaena said...

Ok, so I'm in a whole other country here but what exactly are "Night Magic" and "Cuban Constrictor"?

I'm almost afraid to ask?

At 8:26 AM, Blogger Robin said...

Yeah, I should realize that some of the things I blog don't turn out to be as obvious as I intend them.

"Night Magic" is the name of a store that sells, um, items of a more sexual nature. I figured there would be stores with names like that everywhere. And the "Cuban Constrictor" is a name I just made up, to describe a manly man thong.

At 1:04 PM, Blogger Dagger Woods said...

"Cuban Constrictor", eh...? Hmmmm... seems those visits to Strange Adventures have been including a little 'side trip'....

At 5:08 AM, Blogger caramaena said...

Ok, I was right in my assumption for Night Magic. Cuban constrictor had thrown me a little but now I get it! rofl

At 2:12 PM, Anonymous kyla, obviously. said...

ladies and gentlemen,

my father.


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