Saturday, March 03, 2007

Three Questions for the Ages

(1) Does anyone remember pay toilets? When did they disappear? Like, the 70's? They *were* kind of cruel, after all.

(2) Do all men hate little wicker baskets, or is it just me? Conversely, do all women love little wicker baskets, or is it just my wife?

(3) Why is it that when you come out of the grocery store:
a) Sometimes you know exactly where your car is;
b) Sometimes you have no clue where your car is, but your feet take you there anyway;
c) Sometimes you have no clue where your car is, and neither love nor money can help you find your friggin' car?

4 Comments:

At 7:41 PM, Blogger Mama Mia said...

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At 7:42 PM, Blogger Mama Mia said...

Don't worry about those little baskets, sweetie - I'll just leave your 10 000 little wires and computer pieces loose on the computer desk. I'm sure they'll be safe there. Hope they don't fall off when I vacuum.

 
At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Shauna said...

There needs to be a d) for when you come out of the store and go to where you think the car is, then stand around staring at all the white-from-road-salt cars and can't find your gray one cause it's white like everyone else's.
Shauna

PS: I love wicker baskets.....

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger beamer said...

stumbled upon your blog and have been laughing. Thanks.

Pay toilets. They are alive and well all over Europe.

 

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