Taking Coffee to the Next Level
...the next *evolutionary* level, I mean.
Check this out. Discovered this morning in the shed in our back yard.
We're pretty certain that is actually *was* normal coffee at one point. That's what my mother-in-law suspects, anyway, and it's her mug, so she's the best one to say.
I was a little concerned that we should probably take care of it now, before it develops sentience and starts to ponder whether humans should remain as the dominant life form on this planet. After all, a sentient coffee life form would totally rule the earth. Look how much control normal coffee has over us already! It's too scary to think about.
I was even, for one brief moment, considering *drinking* it. I figured it might give me super powers. But then, I thought of how much they would change my life, what with the awesome responsibility and all, so I decided it was too much to take on right now.
Plus, the stuff *did* look pretty gross.