Funniest Things Said and Heard This Weekend...

Said by me, at the overnight camp with my Beaver group, to the parents that were accompanying the children:

(Loudly) "PARENTS, CAN YOU PLEASE GRAB YOUR BEAVERS AND COME OVER HERE??"

Usually when I make Beaver jokes, I do it intentionally. Not this time though. One other leader got a good chuckle, which made me realize what I said. Later on, one of the moms admitted that she fought hard to resist the urge to comment at the time as well.

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Heard by me, when I was sitting on the couch last night, typing my three children's summer baseball schedules into Outlook on my wife's laptop:

(It was from the tv I heard this, an advertisement for some kind of Poker show, one of the tons of those type shows these days. Had I been watching, I'm sure I would have seen the playing cards and the players, or the dealers, or something else to put me in the proper frame of mind. However, concentrating on the computer as I was, I simply heard...)

"POKER LIKE A CHAMPION!!"

Go ahead. Say it out loud, with a booming triumphant tone of voice. You'll hear what I heard. It definitely made me go, "Huh?!?" But no, it wasn't a Viagra advertisement. Just dumb old poker.

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They say things come in threes. But I'm still waiting for the third. I'll let you know when it comes up.