Funniest Things Said and Heard This Weekend...
Said by me, at the overnight camp with my Beaver group, to the parents that were accompanying the children:
(Loudly) "PARENTS, CAN YOU PLEASE GRAB YOUR BEAVERS AND COME OVER HERE??"
Usually when I make Beaver jokes, I do it intentionally. Not this time though. One other leader got a good chuckle, which made me realize what I said. Later on, one of the moms admitted that she fought hard to resist the urge to comment at the time as well.
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Heard by me, when I was sitting on the couch last night, typing my three children's summer baseball schedules into Outlook on my wife's laptop:
(It was from the tv I heard this, an advertisement for some kind of Poker show, one of the tons of those type shows these days. Had I been watching, I'm sure I would have seen the playing cards and the players, or the dealers, or something else to put me in the proper frame of mind. However, concentrating on the computer as I was, I simply heard...)
"POKER LIKE A CHAMPION!!"
Go ahead. Say it out loud, with a booming triumphant tone of voice. You'll hear what I heard. It definitely made me go, "Huh?!?" But no, it wasn't a Viagra advertisement. Just dumb old poker.
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They say things come in threes. But I'm still waiting for the third. I'll let you know when it comes up.
2 Comments:
Don't tell the Love Monkey that poker is silly. And please, do you know how many poker jokes are heard around my house. If it's not poker, it's Dungeons & Dorks. Lord, help me. Funny, bout the beavers, though.
but anytime anyone says poker, you have to respond (loudly) POKER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
At least in my household. Oy.
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