Fun with Food 2006
1975: Take one large marshmallow, put it on a long barbeque fork or something like that, turn on a burner on your stove, and carefully begin to heat the marshmallow. Hold it close enough to roast it slowly, turning it regularly so that it turns a golden brown. When it is evenly roasted, carefully pop it into your mouth, savouring the melted goodness inside the lightly toasted outer covering.
2006: Take one large marshmallow, put it on a plate, stick it in the microwave, and nuke the crap out of it. When it resembles a regulation size softball, stop. Eat it.
What can I say? Times have changed.