BLAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

OK, I admit my wife's a nurse. So technically, I might have slightly stronger hygiene habits than average. But only by a little bit. I'm not uber-hygienic by any stretch of the imagination.

But today, on my way out of town, I had occasion to stop by a public place. The airport. And, as oft happens, the call of nature took me into the washroom there.

Where I saw it again.

The thing that makes me want to go "BLAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Let me ask a simple question. I know how busy people are. Rush rush rush, hurry hurry hurry, late late late. But here's the question:

"IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO WASH YOUR FREAKING HANDS WHEN YOU USE THE WASHROOM?????"

I swear, when I see guys hit the urinal then head straight out the door, it makes me want to run after them and shout: "Everyone! Look out for that guy! He didn't wash his hands! Stay away! And for God's sake, DON'T SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!"

It makes me worry about all the people I encounter who might have done the same thing... only I don't know about it!!! I can see how paranoid people become paranoid. The next time I see someone who greets me by extending his hand to shake, will I say, "Hold on there, mister! When's the last time you handled your johnson?? Uh huh? And did you wash?"

I think maybe I might.

Gack.