tweet tweet tweet PHWOOMP!!!!

Remember this scene from Shrek, where Princess Fiona makes the little birdie sing so high that it blows up?
Well, I have photographic evidence that this actually happens. Here, for your consideration, I present an undoctored photograph, taken by me this afternoon.
Look!

Feathers! In an explosion dispersion pattern! They were discovered after the snow melted!
Clearly, an unsuspecting bird was singing, got a little carried away, and then THWOOMP!
Please warn your family and friends to stay away from birds that are singing too high. Feathers aren't that big a deal, but flying beaks or claws could be like shrapnel!
You might think I'm being silly. However, if I save even *one* bird lover, then that's a cross I'm willing to bear.
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