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p4rt¥ 0ñ, dud3!

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If you're having brain problems, here's what I said in boring old english:
You know, sometimes I wonder if I'm not a little obtuse. I've seen people creating screen names with numbers that look like letters, and stuff like that, but I never realized that this crazy way of typing actually has a name.

It's called HAXOR, or LEETSPEAK. Haxor itself is a cool way of saying "hacker".

It's pretty useful for swearing online, without getting caught by spell checkers too.

"Blankety blank poopy poop poop!" See what I mean?

So, since I devoted one blog post to typing in jive, I thought I better give Haxor equal billing. (And no, I didn't actually take the time to type all of this out meticulously in Haxor characters. I just used a translator at OnlineConversion.com.

Party on, dude!