Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?

Apparently I'm orange.

According to my wife, who did some kind of a team-building session where you identify people's personality types by colour.

OK. I can live with that. Especially since I don't know what it means. Which makes it much easier to substitute my *own* definition of what an orange personality type must be:

1) Women want to be with me, men want to be like me
2) Babies love me, children flock to me, teenagers think I'm cool
3) Computers respond to my mental commands
4) Uncanny sense of humour
5) Razor-sharp intellect
and of course...
6) Very humble.

That about covers it. Wow. This *was* a useful exercise. I have a much better understanding of myself now!