Name Change Required

Can we agree to change the name of "sleepovers"?

...in order to reduce the false emphasis on that magical state of sleep, since oftentimes there is surprisingly little "sleep" at these so-called events.

I don't know what might be more appropriate... maybe:

"Gigglefest"??

"Out-of-bed-over-and-over-nights"??

"Keepawakers"??

or even

"Drive-Dad-Around-the-Bend-a-Palooza"??

I don't know. I think I need to get to bed. Remind me not to post to my blog when I'm getting loopy.